Some people will try to tell you that Minnesota is a rather cold place near North Dakota and Winnipeg, full of lakes and snow and things like that.  Having been a Geography major, I know the value of testing a scientific theory.  I offered several theories as to the nature of Minnesota, but people invariably rejected them.

I will soon send out surveys to determine via statistical analysis what the best psychophysical explanation of Minnesota might be. Watch your mailboxes.

1In the middle of the Sahara, on the border between Libya and Chad.

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