This is a song by Ween, from the album
The Mollusk.
A typical drinkin' song, with a catchy chorus and an uncomplicated set of lyrics. Apparently recorded in a bar, because there is an ornery audience shouting and singing along to the chorus throughout this odd song. Gene sings it with an attempted Irish accent and acts really disgusting at times, especially if you hear the live version of this song. Even the studio version is not particularly clean:
Get offa my ass you wee bitty fuck
if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
who's that girl, that pretty young thing
after I fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye
sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
The song goes on to talk about the speaker's girlfriend Patty, and how she's worried about his physical complaints. The fourth verse studio version mentions that he's "got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head," but the live version mentions "got hemorrhoids in my asshole and my pee-pee is red." They have been known to laugh at their own lyrics when performing this live.
This song is © 1997 by Ween, Elektra records.
Next song on this album: It's Gonna Be (Alright)