Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Technically it has five but the fifth is so hard to get and so unappealing that it's not worth talking about"

• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• i've worked very hard to become so
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• When did the World get so old?
• feline allergies
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• You make it so hard to hate
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So why talk about politics now
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Good help is so hard to find
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• and but so
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• five will get you ten
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Talking about death 2
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Talking about the weather
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• playing hard to get
• What to get the guy that has everything
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Talking about death
• But What About the Property Damage?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm not talking about
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• It's light but hard to carry
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Treating addiction is hard, but treating chronic pain with addiction is harder
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Nick Cypher Has It Hard (category)
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I know what I'm talking about
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• One point five words about love
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What are you talking about?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call

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