The semester is over, I need to find a replacement job. I picked up a job application for a small coffe shop and began filing it out, flipping it over to the back it read:

I didn't expect the psychoanalysis to occur so early in the employment process. They should just include a small prozac of zoloft dose with the application in the future. My word was atomic.

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