Our Ping who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy icmp_seq.
Thy packets come,
Thy Will be done,
in the LAN as it is in the WAN.
Give us this day our daily bytes,
And forgive us our timeouts,
As we forgive them that timeout against us.
And lead us not into latency,
But deliver us from downtime.

-- Kesper North, December 1, 2000 CE

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