A superb new gadget from the enlightened and inventive Dutch, the point of which is to enable those of us lacking in a penis to pee standing up. It consists of a small funnel-shaped piece of paper treated with a water resistant layer which can be inserted under a skirt or through the open fly of a pair of trousers, adjusted to the correct position and pointed in the general direction of the loo.

The p-mate is available commercially from The Body Shop in the Netherlands and Belgium, and the company have even been installing special p-mate toilets in which girls can pee in a row and aim at fag butts. You can also purchase this wonderful invention online from http://www.p-mate.com/.

Hooray for urine equality!

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