Merv is a top Aussie. He is like
David Boon but he's bigger and his
moustache is bigger and he was a
fast bowler. However, he still could crack a massive six whenever he wanted to. Sometimes during
cricket games when Australia was destroying some
shithouse team, Merv would get so excited that he would stick his
tongue in other players
ears. His main bowling weapon was his massive moustache, which he used to
hypnotise batsmen while running in to bowl. When he was warming up in the outfield the crowd thought he was playing "
Simon Says" and copied his actions. Big Merv is a top Aussie.
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