David Boon is one of the toppest Aussie
s ever. He was a member of the
team from 1984 to 1996. They called him 'Stumpy'
because he batted with tree stumps
instead of SS Jumbos. Boony is a
and if you knocked Tassie in front of him he would
probably kill you. In 1988 he spew
ed on national TV when he was playing
Oval. Although Boonie is a short man, he has been known to
sink a shitload of piss
. In 1989 he became an Australian cricketing hero
when he put back 56 beer
s on the way to a cricket match in England.
If you tried to drink as much as Boonie you would probably die.
Boonie is a top Aussie
. Most people think boonie is so tops they want him to be our first president (http://www.boonieforpresident.com/).
The contents of this writeup written by Grant(Nosedog) and can be found in its original form at http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/Page1.htm Permission gained from Grant on 20 November, 2000 to reproduce the text on everything2. Many thanks