Yet another of those high-larious Flash animations that cling to the internet like herpes to whores. This is a super fun animation based on The Rabbit Joint's excellent version of the Legend of Zelda theme. It's downloadable at:

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In addition to the lyrics given below, there are a number of stupid lines in the actual movie. See if you can catch 'em all!!!!1`1


He'll come to town
Come to save
The Princess Zelda
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will
When Link saves the day

Now Link
Fill up your hearts
So you can shoot
Your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down
The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave
And not a sissy coward


Now Link
Has saved the day
Put Ganon
In his grave
So now Zelda is free
And now our hero shall be
I think your name shall go down into history!

Finally, it's worth mentioning that the music is, in fact, by the Rabbit Joint, and not by System of a Down as many, many people have insisted. How do I know many, many people insist this? Ask the author.

Lyrics are copyright The Rabbit Joint. Email sent 5th September 2003 to Rabbit Joint:

Hi. A long time ago, I created a Flash animation using your Legend of Zelda song (you may or may not recall me emailing you then, too). I also wrote a brief writeup for it, located here:

Everything2 (e2) is a noncommercial site which exists solely on the basis of the contributions of its users. However, it is not e2's policy to simply assimilate copyrighted material, so to that end I'm writing to you to ask permission for me to reproduce your lyrics. Neither e2 or I have made or will make any profit from your material.

For more information, please visit

Thank you.


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