Kinness Fry Bar

The Kinness Fry Bar is a take-away fry bar located on the banks of the Kinnessburn in St. Andrews, Fife, Scotland. It sells all manner of Scottish cuisine, including such favourites as the deep fried Mars bar and the Chocolate Pizza. Aside from these fine dishes, the KFB sells all manner of food and other essentials needed by drunken students of St. Andrews's fine University of St. Andrews. Here is a list of some of the delicacies and other night-time goodies served up by Pepe and Gio:

• Chips - with cheese, pickled eggs, or sauce
• Variety of deep-fried and battered meat products (Or fish. If you are so inclined...)
• Beefburgers and their derivatives - Cheeseburgers and their ilk.
• Pizzas. The staff have been known to be extremely creative with the toppings including the Chocolate Pizza and the Kebab Pizza.
• Kebabs. Enough Said.
• Beer, Wine and Spirits. They sell a range of surprisingly good wine (e.g. Barolo, Chateauneuf du Pape) as well as many other beers and spirits. But due to U.K. alcohol laws they stop selling alcohol at 10pm. Shame.
• Cigarettes.
• Also a few other grocery items that you never knew you needed until you have had a few beers...

As you can probably tell from my write-up, the Kinness Fry Bar has been the solution to many nocturnal problems involving the acquisition of drink, smoke and food. All that remains to be told are the opening hours...