A really stupid joke that I fished out of my memory. I have no idea where I got this from
Take a standard blank card, preferably the size of a business card. Write this message on both sides:

This is an idiot card.
If you or someone you know is an idiot, or if you do not know what an idiot is,
Please turn this card over

Apparently, whoever followed the directions would be put in a nice little infinite loop. Such a person could then be deemed a 100% Certified Idiot, and the card could be employed anytime said idiot needed To be entertained or otherwise occupied. The second sentence on the card could be changed to the creator's liking. I desperately hope people are more creative than that.

Ha. ha. ha.

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