A magical spray-bottle of goodness which is your best friend if you've just been smoking a bunch of weed and know that you will very shortly be in the presence of people that do not approve of people who smoke marijuana. Contains odor neutralizers, quality control agents, perfume and water.

Quite possibly the most wonderful product ever invented.

Febreze is sold as an upholstery freshener, but has the miraculous property of removing just about any malodorous or offensive scents that you can find on just about anything.

Febreze is an essential item when living in a dormitory, especially if you've got a smelly roommate.

Febreze works by penetrating into a fabric while wet, and bonding with odor-causing materials. When the Febreze evaporates, it takes those other materials along with it.

It is important to note that Febreze may be hazardous to some pets.

A haiku

Foul odors arise
And invade my sense of smell
Febreze beats the Stench

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