Quite possibly the most wonderful
product ever invented
Febreze is sold as an upholstery freshener, but has the miraculous property of removing just about any malodorous or offensive scents that you can find on just about anything.
Febreze is an essential item when living in a dormitory, especially if you've got a smelly roommate.
Febreze works by penetrating into a fabric while wet, and bonding with odor-causing materials. When the Febreze evaporates, it takes those other materials along with it.
It is important to note that Febreze may be hazardous to some pets.
Foul odors arise
And invade my sense of smell
Febreze beats the Stench