Its' obvious that the
XP system is causing a lot of tension and
whacked-out shit-ass fucking behaviour(yes, behaviour, that's not a spelling mistake). So that we can
vent our spleens I believe a magical system is in order to keep people in check and to have a fucking damn good time causing chaos and promoting anarchy.
I propose that people be allowed to cast a range of spells at each other. Here is a small list of spells that should be available.
- The "I Hate Your Fucking Node" Spell - A powerful spell that allows a user to sacrifice 10 of their own nodes and the points awarded from that node to kill someone elses node.
- The "I Am Jealous Of You" Spell - Allows a user to become a person of their choice for one day thereby making them feel better - albeit temporarily
- The "I Want to Suck Up To You Some More" Spell - Gives users the ability to suck up to another user earning them 10XP per special "power word of sucking" which includes the words and phrases "lick", "You have madskillz", "can I have your baby?", "Your nodes make me jism."
- The "It's Very Important To Me To Be The Most Important Person On Everything In The Eyes of Every User on Everything" Spell - This causes the user to spontaneously combust and travel to their own little everything paradise where all users worship them.
- The "I Totally Don't Give A Fuck About The Whole Thing But Still Will Engage In The Discussion And Make Comments As If I Cared" Spell - Once cast this spell cause to blabber on innanely while denying what they are saying actually has any meaning for them.
- The "Everything Defines Who I Am" Spell - Any user of your choice can be turned into any node you choose, never to be deleted.