One day, a newbie asked the fragmaster of the game: "Great master, pray tell, how do you achieve such high a kill/death-ratio"? The Master spoke thusly: "Go to the top of those stairs and frag the bastard who is camping there". The newbie climbed to the top of the stairs, at which point the fragmaster shot him in the back of his head like the little AWP whore he was. At that moment the newbie was Enlightened.

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