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Sun Apr 29 2001 at 12:34:14 (16.7 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
I want my great grandchildren to tell their children, "look, your great great grandfather created that node!"
I'm pretty fucked up, so right about anything interests me.
Denmark, I suppose.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits
most recent writeup
March 2, 2003
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Contact info: - AIM: CarthagTuek - Me:
Permission is granted to republish all writeups under my name, if done so with proper credit (my email address will do).

Famous Danes on my to do list

These are various people I have been unable to find proper biographies for here on e2. If you want to node one, feel free to do so. And if you find some not here, don't hesitate to ask me if I would node em :)

Currently Researching:
Herluf Bidstrup

This list is based in part on

March 25, 2002: 'I solemnly covenant that at least 90% of my writeups shall be factual writeups'

  • Factual writeups: 146
  • Twaddle writeups: 21
  • Day & dreamlogs: 14
  • Total: 181

Thus, my twaddle makes up for 12.6% of my writeups, not counting the dreamlogs (11.6% of my total count). If I limit myself to only factuals from now on, I will be able to write twaddle (do I even want to? I think not) when I reach a total of 224 writeups (because of the day/dreamlogs). These statistics were last updated August 6, 2002.

Stop the presses!
I have a secret admirer! After I wrote the wrtiteup at An Important Message I received, I noticed that someone had softlinked delenda est Carthago. And now I just saw the same softlink on my September 17, 2001 daylog, isn't that cool? I wonder who it is!

Highest XP writeup I have had nuked without requesting it: 2 (it didn't really add anything)
Lowest XP writeup I have had nuked without requesting it: -4 (it sucked)
Highest XP writeup I have requested nuked: 12 (it became superseded)
Lowest XP writeup I have requested nuked: -6 (crappy daylog)

Makes you think, dunnit?
The wonders of New Writeups:
What would you be doing if the internet didn't exist? followed by up all night on DXM.

Nice things people have /msg'd me...

"bon travail avec les nodes sur Bilal, Tardi et Moebius!"
"Indeed :) Many old noders could learn from you"
"EXCELLENT writeup on Ota Dokan. Loved the quote."
"great wu on Crumb. i wish i had more votes to give to it."
"Just thought I'd let you know how much I enjoyed reading your Blackbeard w/u...A lot! That's how much!"
"nice w/u on Blackbeard!"
"yr ASCII art for ASL is fabulous!"

A kind /msg is better than upvotes and cools any day... You know who you are... Thank you!

Also, kind words beat upvotes and c!s every day.

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I forget what these things mean. I should look it up sometime.

I can't be arsed to do more work on this homenode.... My God, I'm lazy