An open note to Starbucks
I'm on to you. We all are. We are the true coffee connoisseurs
. We are not the trendy, we are the desperate. We do not need to drink your frothy crap to look cool among our sophisticated co-workers - family - blind dates
We know the difference between a caramel machiatto
and a caramel latte
, something that you apparently do not.
And we will tell the world. Slowly, one ignorant machiatto drinker at a time. We will show them, they will learn, and they will never drink your caramel machiatto again. They will, with proud, knowledgable eyes
, order a caramel latte from you, and get the same damn thing.