Camrose is where the old farmers go to die in central Alberta. A fabled graveyard of swans, fake lakes and mature resident community housing, not even the children are safe from the undying wishes of the wrinkled zombies. Three years ago, half the high school's soccer/football field was rezoned and fashioned into a giant corpse warming oven called Serenity Heights. All sensible people encountering this town turn to the opposite direction and run very fast. But, if you are looking for a place to rest your aching bones, You will find this town just below Edmonton. Camrose is for you! :)

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