Findings:

• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• She is all I am listening to here
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• True Happiness This Way Lies
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• All About Nothing
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I am sorry about the wings
• Three lies about the sky
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• All About the Benjamins
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• True Lies
• Lies New Authors Tell Themselves
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about plains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• And All of it True (category)
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• What I tell you three times is true
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• more sure of all I thought was true
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• All Abouts
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell me a story about clouds
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Tell me about your faith
• Don't tell me about her
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Lies About My Shadow
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Tell me a story about rains
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Tell me a story about cranes
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• All statistics are lies
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• All true paths lead through mountains.
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Tell me another lie
• Lies we tell teenagers
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Art is the lie that tells the truth
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• The Little Lies We Tell
• love is a lie we tell ourselves
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me about your secret places
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• All About Chemistry
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• it's all about plur (user)
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• All About My Mother
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• all day I dream about sex
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• It's all about the sublime
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• O tell me the truth about love
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• tell me a story about lesbians
• About all that went wrong
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• All About Anna
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• All About Us
• Everybody lies about sex
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Tell me a story about drains
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Tell me a story about mains
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• All About Steve
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• no words about nothing at all
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• show me what the world is all about
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It's All True
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• it is only sometimes true
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about

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