What do you call someone who hangs out with
musicians?
A drummer.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
B. Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
C. Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
D. Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
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