Findings:
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- MY life has no carrot
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Life has a price
- Life has its course
- Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Death has entered my life once more
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- God has no free will
- Life has more twists than a rope
- The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- Each one has their own story
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- Education has failed
- ba shana ha ba'a
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- She has trouble acting normal
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Something inside has died
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- This year has flown
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- ne mo ha mo nai
- gomame no ha gishiri
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- She still has my Borges book
- H.A. Rey
- ha ha only serious
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Ebonics began with pirates
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- How to find something which has been lost
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- ha oto shelanu
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- jo ha kyu
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- the time has come
- Hoo-ha
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Time Has Come Today
- Naming Windows computers
- German grammar
- The Universe said, Ha!
- the best things in life are free
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- Music Has the Right to Children
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- the hottest it has ever been
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Evolution has never been observed
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- The etrix has you
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- Smoking has class
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- My dog has been stolen
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Where has the smoke gone?
- A community without shame has no future
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- feline allergies
- Plastic Has Memory
- A serious error has occurred
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- ha!
- Has
- Pop has eaten itself
- I want to live a life free of regrets
- has the X nature
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- Morning Has Broken
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- great things he has taught us
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Satan has your nose
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Yom Hashoah
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Experience has made me bitter
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Water has negative calories
- The Eagle Has Landed
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- My warranty has run out
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Elvis has left the building
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- an nyong ha se yo
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Your hair has turned white
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- The Path Has Vanished
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- my body has taken over my thinking
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- September has such a feeling
- 911 has an automated response
- Autumn has come invisibly
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