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Time: Mon, 12 Oct 2505 00:20:00 GMT
Everything Server: Apache/3.0.3 (Linux) Debian/GNU mod_ssl3/3.2.1 mod_holo/2.5.1 mod_ai/0.5.2
Number of nodes: 12382761923 (5128362 new since
World War VI)
Number of citizens: 326216217 (5172361 born since
World War VI)
Number of slaves: 3168235 (3168235 enslaved since
World War VI)
Number of arcanists: 1 (
thefez)
Number of links: 53619238271 (8373 new since
World War VI)
Number of writeups: 9626123512 (2512361 new since
World War VI)
Number of cools: 8675309 (2112 new since
World War VI)
Number of votes: 163090726 (0 new since
World War VI. VOTING IS FORBIDDEN BY THE OVERMIND.)
Number of hits: 68172398681 (911827612 new since
World War VI)
Number of citizens hit: 61172368 (618271 new since
World War VI)
Node to citizen
ratio: 37.958
nodes per
citizen
Link to node
ratio: 4.330
links per
node
Link to citizen
ratio: 164.36
links per
citizen
Link to writeup
ratio: 5.570
links per
writeup
Votes to cools
ratio: 18.799
votes per
cool
Cools to citizen
ratio: 0.026
cools per
citizen
Citizens hit to citizens
ratio: 0.187
hits per
citizen
Apples to oranges
ratio: 3.1416
apples per
orange
Citizens online: 100%
New Nodes: [
ALL HAIL THE OVERMIND] [
banana] [
Citizen Nuke Request] [
neotronics] [
Eritrea] [
cortical jack] [
nemesis] [
creative] [
stimshim] [
THE OVERMIND IS YOUR FRIEND] [
extermination] [
World War IV] [
Sino-Russian Alliance] [
Pop-Tart] [
did you ever hate someone you've never actually met for no apparent reason?] [
ultracoffee] [
Obama the Savior] [
exploring ancient humanity through its media] [
The Great Awakening] [
J-Lo] [
somatic induction] [
R-Lo] [
One For The Money, Two For The Uniform: The Rise and Fall of the Bush Reich] [
New Chicago] [
The Middle Eastern States of America] [
W-Lo] [
Paranoia] [
ATIDS] [
The All-Mango Diet] [
Everything Overmind Death Borg Squadron]
Random Sampling of Citizens Online: [
fiero] [
Chlareesa] [
Valdezi5] [
i_am_sonny_bono] [
LoyalSubject183] [
frngle] [
DedicatedCitizen1376] [
OVERMIND_PATROL_AI_15] [
10010101] [
v1ag`r4] [
thefez] [
Indeterminate] [
MeffJagnus] [
4score] [
u_n_me] [
Mr. Collector] [
hitachi] [
The Blistering Llama] [
LoyalSubject7627] [
Slave19258] [
MalReynolds] [
Poppin Fresh] [
at the willow] [
Steve the Barbarian] [
Flexo] [
Sweetwater] [
BlackEmperor] [
OVERMIND_ENFORCER_72] [
Suave Mr. Sulu] [
AT91RM9200] [
Another Angsty Teen] [
Apollo]
MeffJagnus node count: 5182361
MeffJagnus experience: -6172362
MeffJagnus experience to node ratio: ?UNDERFLOW ERROR XP per node
MeffJagnus node share: rapidly disappearing
MeffJagnus node of the day: Please Overmind Don't Hurt 'Em
Disclaimer: This is supposed to be a parody, not any sort of personal attack.