This book is proof that some people spend way too much time with their pets ...

So I was watching breakfast tv this morning, having my first nicotine hit, when the show holds up a book called "Dancing with Cats". I sit there, still half asleep and reassure myself that this is probably a fake.

Oh dear, one search later and up pops ISBN 0297825305. Best of all are some of the book quotes posted on various book sites ...

"Dancing with Zoot helps Sue re-enact and come to terms with the joy and sorrow of a brief but painful relationship: when she fell in love with her daughter's father while he was photographing bridges in the neighbourhood."

Some people really need to get out more.