Best. Cocktail. Ever. The History Of This Great Cocktail:
One day in 1995 at a local dive bar in Baltimore, Maryland, a 16 year old black kid named Tyrone Jackson asked the bartender for a "kickass drink".
The bartender then responded, "OK, but it'll cost ya like $50 der fella."
Tyrone then responded, "Aight, that be fuckin' cool, Yo."
The bartender then mixed several "kickass" liquids in a chilled glass and topped it off with a slice of lime on the side. The bartender then served Tyrone his drink.
"YO, DIS TASTE LIKE RUMSCUM OR SOME SHIT NIGGA!", Tyrone responded in delight. Of course, Tyrone ran out of the bar without paying for his drink, and of course, he drank every last drop of the drink.
You too can prepare Rumscum at home. You will need:
4 oz. of Dr. Pepper
4 oz. of Vodka
2 oz. of Orange Juice
2 oz. of Coconut Milk
Make sure all the liquids are well chilled before mixing. pour all the liquids in a well chilled steel shaker and shake until properly mixed. Then pour the mixture into a frozen glass and place a slice of lime on the side of the glass. Enjoy.
Note: Rumscum contains no actual rum.