The Scene: Three young teenagers are huddled around a computer in their high school. On the screen is Altavista's Babelfish. They have just heard of it's infamous translation capabilities.

"Let's try... Spank the Monkey!" One of the three calls out. The other two giggle, just barely young enough to find that amusing. The one at the keyboard types it in. "What language?" He asks, getting bored of the french they had been doing before. The other two look at each other for a moment, and then blurt out , at the same time no less, "German!" The typer concurs, and does his stuff. Moments later it is there,

Flog the Drophammer

And that my friends, was that.




dem bones says

That's enough jerking off for today.



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