Findings:
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I Don't Believe in the Sun
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't believe in Forever
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- I don't believe in anything
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't believe in falling in love
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't believe in evolution?
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You can, but you may not
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Don't Believe the truth
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Being a dickhead
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I don't believe in ghosts
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I don't believe the things you are saying are true
- I Don't Believe in Love
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- but don't take my word for it
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
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