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• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• They could have saved Kevin
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Could have beens, should have beens
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• And All That Could Have Been
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Could you have danced with me?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Could I Have Been?
• It could have been me
• I could have been one of a two
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Penis for a day
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Astro City #5
• Something that may have changed my life...
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• I could eat a horse
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Could/can vs Would/will
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Making islands to have new seashores
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• A little child could never kill this clean
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have root on your head
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Koh Chang
• The Ten Commandments revised
• This could take all night
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I wish I could open his eyes
• You could distinguish Miles from Coltrane.
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• What pornos would have us believe
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• It must have rained or something
• The Hills Have Eyes
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Have Your Say
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Chang Beer
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• might could
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• our website could be your life
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have lost my power
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• What lips my lips have kissed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• I have become furniture in your life
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have been the daylight shining
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• How the King Changed His Mind
• How could this happen?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I have lots of gay friends
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!

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