Findings:

• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• You're never around when I need you
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're pretty when you cry
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're alone
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• you're never anywhere i find you
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Never look like you're staring
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're home alone
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Swing when you're winning
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Only when you're older
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Tag, you're dead
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're never alone
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• You know you're a geek when...
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When You're Evil
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You're welcome
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Australia You're Standing In It
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Now you're on the trolley
• You're a dick
• What happens if you're too nice?
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're too young to be so old
• You're Only Old Once!
• You're evil
• Three strikes you're out
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You're not alone
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• Never pick a fight with a dead man.
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• To the world you're just one person
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're Under Arrest!
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• You're all Sheep
• You're missing it
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• You're In The Air
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Imagine you're not alone
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Summer never answers when you call
• The past is never dead. It's not even past.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• When you blow out like a dead star
• You're soaking in it
• You're not a monk
• You're So Vain
• You're not the boss of me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're so money
• Baby, you're the greatest!

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