Findings:

• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• hair of the dog
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Stoned music memories
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• you don't have to do this
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Know your pets
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't care didn't care
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• I don't care about the air
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have the time
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• When you know things are just meant to be
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Animals people have sex with
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• because I have given up any care
• How to Use Japanese Seaweed For Hair Care
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Dogs that have owned me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Type A blood
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have a good rapport with animals
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• I have no hair
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't care what you did last summer
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• honey badger don't care
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Dreams Don't Care
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Dog hair
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• house training a dog if you're blind
• Hair of the Dog Brewing Company
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You're the man now, dog!
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't have a television set
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't have to remember my name
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Baptist fear of dancing
• don't care
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Animal Crackers
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• The Moral Animal
• World Society for the Protection of Animals
• The Animals
• Animals on Wheels
• Animal 34 (user)
• Parenting Papas Unusual Animal Fathers
• Carnival of the Animals
• animal boything
• Animal Dreams
• heraldic animal
• animal magnetism

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