Findings:
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Nowhere to go but down
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I can't stand up for falling down
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- The mites go up and the tights come down
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- You can run, but you can't hide
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- There but for the grace of God go I
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- But can a robot love.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Get back to me
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- forever falling, but never losing altitude
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- Backed Up Outback (user)
- Go back for seconds
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- go back there
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- Go back to Africa
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- But can you still cry like a child?
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- like you're blind but still can see
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- I don't want to go back to work
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Things people put up their butts
- you are not trapped in the cycle. you can take a step back.
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You can, but you may not
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- back up
- I Won't Back Down
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