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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When having sex in Austria
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Sex with a chicken
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When having sex in Poland
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When I have female children
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Sex in a small car
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Baptist jokes
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Animals people have sex with
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Stoned music memories
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Two virgins about to have sex
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How to have lesbian sex
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Germany
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• When sex hurts (women)
• When sex hurts (Men)
• When having sex in Binary
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Dogs that have owned me
• When living we have need of Death
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• when dogs puke
• Grass Dog (user)
• Black Dog Games
• Dog, the other white meat
• dead dog
• Man Bites Dog
• Yellow Dog Linux
• Dog Heaven
• dog's breakfast
• I wanna be your dog
• dog park
• That Dog
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• A Boy and His Dog
• Bagel Dogs
• dog's bollocks
• Westminster Dog Show
• Dogs of War
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• Essex Dogs
• Curtail dog
• Dog bee
• Dog day
• Dog days
• Dog fancier
• The Two Dogs
• Yellow Dog Republican
• yellow dog contract
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Dog and the Cook
• The Dog and the Oyster
• The Dogs and the Hides
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• The Dog's House
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• The Dogs and the Fox
• tofu dog
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• Colorado Minty Dog
• boonie dogs
• Salty Dog
• Top Dog
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• salty dog rag
• The old dog
• Three Dog Night
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• going to the dogs
• horn dog
• The Dog House
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Dental Disease in Dogs
• Working dog
• Lost Dogs
• Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
• Nate Dogg
• Diamond Dogs
• Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
• Dog on Wheels
• Battersea Dogs Home
• Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
• Hummus Dog

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