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• It only hurts when I breathe
• When We Try Talking
• you breathe when your body makes you
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• I tried to fight a coward.
• try the N+7
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Where people go when people die
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• When sex hurts (Men)
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Buying your first mountain bike
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When dolphins go bad
• When We With Sappho
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When oil recycling plants explode
• When we were little kids, running
• When Jesus Wept
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When I made more
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• When I went back in time to kill you
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Breathe, Relax, Aim, Slack, Squeeze
• Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• try on
• When I was your age
• When I Read the Book
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Memory is best served when chilled
• When Push Comes To Shove
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• Myself When I am Real
• When the Robins Nest Again
• To Here Knows When
• When You Are Old And Grey
• A poem for when I loved him
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When the World Ends
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• breathe (user)
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• need to try a new us (user)
• When You Come
• When The Pawn...
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When to talk about religion
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When I am an old man
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• When the Wind Blows
• i only knew when silence screamed
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When Night is Almost Done
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When I watch the living meet
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• When quitting isn't quitting
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When I am an old woman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Try finding a stable in Bethlehem now
• don't try to find words
• When I Die
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• When Worlds Collide
• When I Grow Up
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• How to scream when no one is looking
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• portable mp3 player
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• back when our blood was still warm
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• when the time comes
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• the house breathes with a dozen odd dreams
• The Day I Tried To Live
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Last year I tried to die
• When silence reads tension
• When The Levee Breaks
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• November 4, 1995
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When Rabbit Howls
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When good cats go bald
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• I think I tried to flirt with you
• programs compiling on the first try
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• need to try a new us_root (category)
• When's your birthday?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When I left my girl
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
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