Findings:

• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• up and running
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Kicking up leaves as we walk along
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Just as well I came along
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Walking along the street where I grew up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• we can give up, but the world never will
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• running up the mountain
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• not running from, but going to
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Things people put up their butts
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• up the gravity well
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Running up that Hill (A Deal with God)
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sexist jokes
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• move along
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Along
• Merrily We Roll Along
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Walkin' along
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Sing Along With Me
• to get along
• Along the Ridge of the Dunes
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• drops of jupiter along highway 69
• I knew it all along...
• Along Comes Mary
• Frontier Days Along the Upper Missouri
• Along the field as we came by
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• along (user)
• hymns of detonated twilights along toxic shores
• interlude; take your stormy weather along
• Trace a map along her arm
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• hymns of detonated twilights along toxic shores (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Along the Red Ledge
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Somewhere Along the Highway
• bob, bob, bobbing along
• Float Along - Fill Your Lungs
• The friends we made along the way
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• and if you sing, i'll sing along
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Abigail follows along
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Mr. Butts
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking

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