Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "unsettlingly obsessed with the shape of your eyelashes and other such trivialities"

• such a shame to waste long eyelashes on a boy
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• September has such a feeling
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• Eyelash
• eyelash wish
• eyelashes
• Eyelash Viper
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• false eyelashes
• Small bits of glitter accidentally left on her eyelashes
• eyelash mite
• The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.
• Obsess
• People in the South are obsessed with antibiotics
• we are obsessed with permanence
• Other Users (nodelet)
• The Other Dan (user)
• The Other Vorlon (user)
• Significant Other
• other
• other people's money
• Dog, the other white meat
• The other woman
• every other
• The Other One
• Baby, the other other white meat
• Other Gods
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• The grass is always greener on the other side
• Innocent Erendira and Other Stories
• Of Love and Other Demons
• on the other hand
• Yertle the Turtle and other stories
• The Sneetches and Other Stories
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Other Users
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The Other
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Howl and Other Poems
• bizarre travels through the definitive hick-town + other
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Your smoking can harm others
• Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Brehon Laws - The Senchus Mor and other Books of Law
• The Lion, The Other Lion and the Kipper
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• CA(1867):Admission of Other Colonies
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Hell is other people
• What I hate about working on code with others
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Fuck what other people think
• Comparing your insides to other people's outsides
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 2.3 Other Data Types
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Look the other way
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Code, and Other Laws of Cyberspace
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• How we see others
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• T.A.Z.: I. Slogans & Mottos for Subway Graffiti & Other Purposes
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Other World
• Seeing Other People
• other users xml ticker (fullpage)
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• this, that, and the other thing
• Other Names For Condoms
• The Objective Observer and other myths
• The Other Shore
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• One word that will make others laugh
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• TMNT and Other Strangeness
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• When writers use Latin
• Doomsday Cult
• Turn the other cheek
• Human, the other white meat
• Protecting oneself, one protects others. Protecting others, one protects oneself
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• I found the LORD that other day...
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• We owe each other the world
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I'll never be the other woman
• Judging Others
• No Other One
• Newton's Rape Manual and other surprises
• Sensei's recipes
• Little parts of you trapped inside other people
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Significant Others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Exporting Wavefront Objects from Lightwave 5.5 to Other Software Packages
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• Cowboy Junkies, among others, on a series of rainy nights
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Sylvie and Bruno: The Other Professor
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• all other times are better than 6 am
• whoring after other gods
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• The last foreign owned convenience store and other things that are still beautiful
• The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• Renascence and Other Poems
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• talking about other countries
• Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
• The Foundling: And Other Tales of Prydain
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• The Other Side of the Wall
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Missing your flight from the other side of the planet
• spaceships and sunsets and other things
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Hurting Each Other
• Humiliate the Other Player through Application of Geometry
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Find the Others
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Reaction: letting others control you
• Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Addressing others by their user names
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Be something... be anything other than this
• The Other Ones
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• edev: Other Users nodelet small font fix
• I asked for no other thing
• Reave the Just and Other Tales
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• Jump-Starting Your Acting Career and other innovative new features of Windows XP
• The Other Side of the Wind
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: I
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: II
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: III

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