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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• let's try me (user)
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Experience tells me not to try
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• If you really loved me
• So, what's the problem with me?
• February wants me dead
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• No one touches me
• you know me (user)
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• c me not (user)
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• gwapo me (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• That man bit me
• I and me
• Pardon me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Too many mes
• Pity Me, My Love
• Oh woe is me
• Sing me a Song
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• The Beast within me
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• make me hurt you
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• humani nil alienum a me puto
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It kills me to watch them go
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Me and the Devil
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Tell me something good
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• drop me a line_root (category)
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You wouldn't recognize me
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Get it off me!
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• When We Try Talking
• Eat Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Just call me fluffy
• What makes me beautiful
• Me Imperturbe
• If memory serves me right
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• offend me
• Bangor, Maine
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Me and my big mouth
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Take On Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If No One Will Love Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• Art In Me
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Rock Me Amadeus
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Riddle Me This
• Mock Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Half of Me
• To Lay Me Down
• As Nature is to Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Let me be your fantasy
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Take me to your leader
• let me love you_root (category)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Notice Me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• call me hiroshima
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• nice try
• It's not you, it's me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Are you hitting on me?
• Nothing can stop me now
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Tell me about your secret places
• Don't call me Debbie
• My Company Likes Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• god help me
• What RU-486 means to me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Take Me As I Am
• Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
• You lost me
• Eat me beat me lady

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