Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "those little rings with the crappy red plastic jewels set in them which you buy from those fifty- cent vending machines they have outside of supermarkets"

• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• 25 cent plastic toy vending machines
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• Those little marks on the wall
• Redundancy in DNA
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• those corroded little stars
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• To those who know who they are
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
• Retrieving lost coins from a vending machine
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They have no bones.
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• They have taken enough
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I don't have a television set
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• From Little Things Big Things Grow
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Things which money cannot buy
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Bringing them back from the dead
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Let them have Festivas
• They must have faces
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They didn't have the heart
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• The Thirteen Songs From the Red Chamber Dream
• Little pieces from above
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Big Questions from Little People
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• The Ship From Outside
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Hideous things from Outside
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Eye contact at a distance
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• People want what they cannot have
• You stole what they would have given you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• They Have a Word for It
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too

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