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• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Not so long ago,
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• All he left her was alone
• He Was a Crook
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• some say he was never here at all
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• He was found
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He Was Only Joking
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I was alone for too long
• More than he was willing to give
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• At least he was gentle
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he was a punk poet himself
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• That's Just How He Was
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He weaves his words
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• It happened a long time ago
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• On a night not too long ago
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• A misplaced sense of guilt from long ago
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• God died a long time ago
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• I long for the vanished gardens of Cordova. However, before the gardens must come the fighting.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He flops over and bonks his head
• A summer a long time ago
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• This essay was due a year ago
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• long ago
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• So, he's leaving
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Before Time Was
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Before you, there was me
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• He speaks so well!
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Dome 27 Was Always the Coldest
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Last year was always better
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Cybersex before it was cool
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Before the World was Made
• It was better before they came
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• There was a time before
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Long Gone Before Daylight

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