Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "things don't make as much sense as they used to, but that's because they're falling apart. carry on."

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• they carry but they do not understand
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Because that would make sense
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They don't know what they're missing
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Signs that your band practice is falling apart
• Things Falling Apart
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I'm falling apart
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• We are the same age but years apart
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• For a dictionary falling apart slowly
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• But what are they really thinking?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Being a dickhead
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• It's light but hard to carry
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but don't take my word for it
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick

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