Findings:

• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• The whole world is lying to me
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• The time my father caught me having sex
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• His girlfriend
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Love cookies
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• having
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Binary
• Having a penis is annoying
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• having the last word
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• curved penis
• Adventures in having a boy/girl name
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Having An Average Weekend
• having a baby
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
• The pleasure of not having a car
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Home surgery
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• He's having a vasectomy
• Essay on the ramifications of the white-collar workers having not gained prominence
• Having sex in Japanese
• When having sex in northern Norway
• The dividend is the having
• Having Everything
• 6am, having listened to you sleep
• Having sex in Finnish
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• When having sex in Austria
• A river having adieu with snow
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Having sex up against a wall
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• Is having a job a human right?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Worth Having
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• When having sex in French
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• Having sex in Drow
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• having fun huh (user)
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• having fun tomorrow
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Doris and George having lunch at Target
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest

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