Girlfriends are basically just really good porn

Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once	The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even	Troll for the Ages	Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
Jane's Fighting Nodes	I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.	Touch the Puppy	Exes can be good things
Gnutella users have poor taste in film	goatse	Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X	The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
I don't think she even knows that I make her smile	Porn for Everyone	The mutual problem of Christians and feminists	The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version)
Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?	I fell in love with her first	The Good Ramen-Ya	What NT in Windows NT really stands for

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