Findings:
- The Universe said, Ha!
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- ha ha only serious
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- ha!
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Pop has eaten itself
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Satan has your nose
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- great things he has taught us
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- Experience has made me bitter
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Life has its course
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- The Eagle Has Landed
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Elvis has left the building
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- Your hair has turned white
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- 911 has an automated response
- September has such a feeling
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- God has no free will
- A community without shame has no future
- ne mo ha mo nai
- do you believe in the universe?
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- She has trouble acting normal
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Education has failed
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- H.A. Rey
- The Eagle Has Fallen
- Where has the smoke gone?
- Smoking has class
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Each one has their own story
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- This year has flown
- Why it has become easier to program a virus
- My dog has been stolen
- How to find something which has been lost
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- Chinese has three words for "river"
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- She still has my Borges book
- Death has entered my life once more
- gomame no ha gishiri
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- A serious error has occurred
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- ha oto shelanu
- Plastic Has Memory
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- feline allergies
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- ba shana ha ba'a
- jo ha kyu
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- The Giant Panda's Time has Come
- Pain has an Element of Blank
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
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