Findings:
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- 'just woke up' voice
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The sound of his voice
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I woke up in occupied America.
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- he is too shy to write his tale
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When I Grow Up
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- phone voice
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- Getting up on a Saturday morning
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I woke up
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- When he became an old man
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- The Colour Of His Voice
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- In his voice I heard decay
- He made a way to his anger
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- The end of the world phone voice
- Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Her hair, tangled
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- and then I woke up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- He flops over and bonks his head
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- When Renny wakes up
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- When We Grow Up
- When you wake up feeling old
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- "Shut up," he explained
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He died on a Sunday morning
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He just left his body
- When the foeman bares his steel
- up his own arse
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- His face when she fell
- Let the earth hear his voice
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- The at work phone voice
- Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
- When phone systems attack
- Guide to getting up in the morning
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- He weaves his words
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I like the sound of my own voice
- when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
- Actual Sounds and Voices
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