Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the gods are annoyed by the mortals' eternal implorations on this matter"

• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Touched by the Hand of God
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There By the Grace of God
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Fossils were put there by God
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• Walk Fast And Look Annoyed
• Songs designed to annoy
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• 20 ways to annoy a raver
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How to annoy invigilators
• A noisy noise annoys an oyster
• Songs designed to annoy (category)
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
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• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• we are not lost in the mortal city
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• alcohol by volume
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Words to live by
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• trial by ordeal
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Guilt by Association Law
• paid by the word
• Leadership by Example
• action fuelled by ignorance
• Connection reset by peer
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• David Merrick
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Judging women by their books
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• four by twelve
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Of Recognition by Sight
• By day I praised you
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Struck by lightning
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The skeleton by my closet
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• The Trial by Existence
• Murder By Experts
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Self Restraint
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case

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