Findings:

• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Upon the hills where day was done
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Renee was a princess
• i think it was (user)
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• OR WAS IT
• New Deal
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• 'T was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• How to deal with banks
• How to deal with angry customers
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• The Damage Done
• a list of atrocities done in your name
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• God was created in man's image
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• Kalila wa Dimna
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• I am that person I was watching
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• deal
• The New Deal
• Sealing the post-Renaissance-Faire deal: a hemilogue
• Now It's Done
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• was
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• I was a chess piece
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• As this was my generation's war
• record deal
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• They don't know what I've done
• Music was better in the old days
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why was my poem nuked?
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I remember when all this was trees
• Urinals and splatter

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