This is probably meta.

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SILENCE WHILE BÄRRY THE MAGNIFICENT IS TALKING!! NOW, ARE YOU READY TO ENTER A WORLD OF SENSUALITY AND....*Sigh* Hold on.

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What is it Mom?

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Yes, Mom, I know I'm....I know. Yes, I will. I'll keep it down. Yes, I know Dr. Phil is on. Yes, Mom. Yes.

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SO, AS I WAS SAYING, BÄRRY THE MAGNIFICENT IS A LEVEL 27 DEATHLORD! HIS PRESENCE IS MIGHTY INDEED! YES, SWEET LADY, YOU MUST BE ATREMBLE WITH-- Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, is that...are you sitting in...? Yeah, heh, that's my, uh, well, that's Lieutenant Barclay's chair from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I bought it on eBay, got all the papers. If you could just, yeah I don't let anybody sit in that. Yeah, just over there. Great. Thanks. NOW WE MAY BEGIN, WENCH. WHAT DEPRAVITIES SHALL YOU ENDURE THIS EVENINGTIDE?! WHAT-

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HOLD ON.

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Mom, could you stop? I've got a girl down here. Yes, that's right. Could you just leave us alone? Yes, I did. Yes, I will. Look, jobs don't happen overnight, and Blockbuster just laid me off. Yes, two months ago is "just". Yes, well it takes a long time. Yes, I know Jake has a wife and kid. Good for him. Well, he is your favorite. Yes. OK, thanks. Close the-close the door. Thanks. Thanks.

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NOW, YOU WILL KNOW A WORLD...A UNIVERSE OF PLEASURE! BÄRRY THE MAGNIFICENT DIDN'T JUST BECOME THE LEADER OF THE PHŸNŸXFŸRE GUILD THROUGH HIS CROSSBOW ACUMEN! YES, YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE-

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JUST STAY RIGHT THERE, YES, THANKS. Mom...what?!

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OK, fine. Yes I'll get the lawn tomorrow. Thanks, yeah, that's good. All right.

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Really? Um, I guess I'll ask.

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Hey, so my mom microwaved some Hot Pockets. You want some Hot Pockets? I MEAN, PREPARE TO ENJOY A SENSUAL, SNACK WRAPPED INDULGENCE BEFORE YOU EXPERIENCE THE HURRICANO OF PASSION THAT IS BÄRRY THE MAGNIFICENT!

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