Findings:

• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• They don't know what I've done
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Photography and religion
• I've been smoking ever since
• to destroy something before understanding it
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Life, or something like it
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I think I've forgiven her
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't think of...
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Think before you speak
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• You, standing
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Or something
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• It's All Been Done Before
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• i've done nothing lately
• I don't think of her
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Don't you ever go to work?
• something my Torts professor said before we left class
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Or something (user)
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• It must have rained or something
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• The truth, or something like it
• rock (or something)
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• serendipity, or something like it
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't think I like love
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Think globally, don't act.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• I've had you here before
• Don't work at a golf course
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Don't Make Me Think
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't think about it
• I don't think the sun was up
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25

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