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• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Helping people cheat
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There was a land where lived no violets
• I was there
• A knock there was upon the door
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I remember, there was one
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• No shit, there I was
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Who Will Be There
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There Was A Friend
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Was There a Time
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Who's There?
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Find someone who...
• There was a man and a woman
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There once was a girl named Irene
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There Was No Leak
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Was it ever there?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Who Goes There?
• There was an old lady
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was a cold day
• Helping a loved one with depression
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was a customer today
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There was once a Man
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was a time before
• Before you, there was me
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• One hour there was sunlight
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• and there was this girl
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Where I Was
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I am that person I was watching
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• In God we trust? Who says?
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Who am I? Who are you?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Waiters who judge you based upon what you order
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• Who we are
• The Man Who Was_root (category)
• the man who recognized bee faces
• Who is Killing The Great Chefs of Europe?
• Who knew? Volcanoes!
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• How to insult someone using calculus
• The Physical Impossibility of Death - in the Mind of Someone Living
• Do or do not, there is no try
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• There are not enough hours in the day
• There is no Cabal
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• In Oxford City There Dwelt a Fair Maid
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If there were no birds
• venomous lizards
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• There is life after virginity
• There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• I was going to marry Marty
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Even the moon was wrong
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!

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