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• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• What life after death will really be like
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Someday, I will be strong
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Who Will Be There
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You will be assimilated
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Be kind. Rewind.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• The revolution will not be televised
• Marks which will never be broken
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• There will be no more stories to read
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I never thought it would be like this
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• The television will not be revolutionized
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• My RPG will be a work of art
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I will always be in the details
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I fear I will be nothing
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Just to see what it would be like
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Hot pursuit
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The best kind of bartender
• If it be your will
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• play dumb
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• There will be time
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• What it's like to be in love
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Music need not be popular to be good
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What is it like to be a bat?
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Mind without body
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Cruel to Be Kind
• Look siad me Be like me
• Be a model or just look like one
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• you have to be close to catch it
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I will be in my trailer!
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Pay attention, this will be important later

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