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• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• So you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I don't have a television set
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• I used to have so many dreams
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't have to remember my name
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Stoned music memories
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Baptist jokes
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't want to fall so easily
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I have lost many things, so many
• Don't stand so close to me
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Till We Have Faces
• My hands have lost their memory
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• just to have some human contact
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• Could you have danced with me?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Words have power
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• So soft and little now
• just so
• So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• take no prisoners
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• Taking a multiple choice test
• On the bus
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• How to take better photos
• Double Dutch Bus
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• Bang bus
• Where kisses take us
• Atheist Bus Campaign
• Take me to your leader
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• take madness and decipher it without my help
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• "Don't worry," he says
• Don't eat the brown acid
• I don't like the drugs
• Don't slip into depression
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't mix acetaminophen with alcohol
• Don't Pass Me By
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Don't hear the music
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't be sad
• Dont Give Names_root (category)
• why don't you just?
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't sweat the small stuff
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Front porch, what should have been said
• When I have female children
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• I have a friend
• Do what you have to do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• If You Have to Ask
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• When you know things are just meant to be
• 80's bands that have survived
• Where the water for the flood could have come from

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