Findings:

• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Rock Me Amadeus
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Miss rock me (user)
• Meet me at the Main Stage: a Belgian nodermeet at Rock Werchter
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• What the rocks taught me
• hard rock
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Drugs Or Me
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Between a rock and a hard place
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• me or the gun
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• It's Me or the Dog
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Hard Rock Cafe
• Rocks and Hard Places
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• give me the truth or nothing
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• rock (or something)
• Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• The "A Hard Day's Night" Chord - Rock's Holy Grail
• What, me worry?
• I and me
• Let Me Entertain You
• Nothing can stop me now
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Speak To Me
• Better him than me
• What makes me beautiful
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Commercials depress me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You're not the boss of me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Someone please kill me
• Please help me!
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• stop picking on me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Big Me
• Taste me, taste me
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Not me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• England Made Me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• away from me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Society made me what I am
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Gag me with a spoon
• Pardon me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• The Statue Got Me High
• Me So Horny
• Know me better, and love me better
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Windows ME
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Feigning smiles for me
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• why me?
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• grey rock
• they're all the same except for me
• Roger and Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Mes-
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You remind me of the Babe
• Just call me fluffy
• Peel me a grape
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• talk to me not the computer
• I vs. me
• A letter to those who have impressed me

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