Findings:

• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• ASCII
• ASCII art
• Table of ASCII Characters
• ASCII characters
• Odd ASCII Characters
• E2 ASCII art
• ASCII Art Ensemble
• ASCII pin-ups of the forties
• ASCII sort order
• ASCII to binary
• The birth of leadership, an ASCII pic
• How to make ASCII characters in HTML
• ASCII 127
• Deep ASCII
• basic Latin (ASCII) subsets of Unicode
• ASCII art conversion tool
• IPA/ASCII feature abbreviations
• IPA/ASCII segment symbols
• IPA/ASCII diacritics
• IPA/ASCII segment table
• IPA/ASCII segment list
• IPA/ASCII
• IPA/ASCII character table
• Drawing knots with ASCII art
• ASCII pad
• IPA/ASCII Representation of Sounds in English
• ASCII porn
• ASCII Pic
• ASCII art: AppleTrek II - The Wrath of Khan
• How to make ASCII art
• Using Special Characters in Titles (document)
• edev: searching for funky ascii
• Converting ASCII to UTF-8
• Converting ASCII to Base-64
• pronouncing ASCII characters
• ascii (user)
• How to read binary-coded ASCII
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• Jedi excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• graphing calculator
• please
• Take my wife, please!
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Hurry up please it's time
• Please Please Me
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Pleased
• Someone please kill me
• please explain
• Please use plain text
• Please help me!
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Please take a number
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please Kill Me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Ticket, please.
• nigga please
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please stop annoying me
• listen()
• Please Save My Earth
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Please don't feed the troll
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• say please
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please clear the field; the game is not over
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Give me a moment, please
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Pleased as Punch
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Please recycle
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• please forgive me (user)
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Please insert nicotine
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
• So Pretty Please
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Please call again
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Pleased to Meet You
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• She sits where she pleases
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Got any ID please?
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Die Please (user)
• Please, Teacher!
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Please Smile My Noise Bleed
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Will you please be quiet, please?

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